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EVERY HANDLE IS A VERIFIED X ACCOUNT
SEE WHO HELD THE PRICIEST SENTENCE LONGEST, AND WHO OWNS THE RAREST NAME ON X

“Wtf is larping”

@chmpixnHOLDING FOR 00:00
PEASANTPAID $7

DROPS TO $9 IN 1h 0m

KILLS
1
RECORD REIGN
2m 26s
SPENT
$4

KILL FEED

LIVE · LAST 20 TAKEOVERS

LEADERBOARDS

FOUR CROWNS YOU CAN WIN. ONE SCORE YOU CAN ARGUE WITH.

LONGEST SINGLE REIGN · TOP 25

THE RARITY SCORE

EVERY VERIFIED X HANDLE GETS A SCORE OUT OF 100. HERE'S THE EXACT FORMULA — PUBLISHED ON PURPOSE. TELL US THE WEIGHTS ARE WRONG.

  • CHARACTER COUNTWORTH UP TO 40 PTS

    SHORTER HANDLES ARE RARER — POINTS DROP AS THE HANDLE GROWS:

    1 LETTER+40
    2 LETTERS+36
    3 LETTERS+30
    4 LETTERS+24
    5 LETTERS+18
    6 LETTERS+13
    7 LETTERS+9
    8 LETTERS+6
    9 LETTERS+4
    10 LETTERS+2
    11+ LETTERS+0
  • DICTIONARY WORDWORTH 25 PTS

    IS THE HANDLE A REAL ENGLISH WORD? WE CHECK AGAINST ~9,300 COMMON WORDS. IF IT'S AN EXACT MATCH (LIKE @RAIN), YOU GET ALL 25 POINTS. IF NOT, YOU GET ZERO. NO PARTIAL CREDIT.

  • CLEAN HANDLEWORTH 15 PTS

    LETTERS ONLY. IF YOUR HANDLE CONTAINS ANY DIGIT OR UNDERSCORE (LIKE @KEVIN_2), YOU SCORE ZERO ON THIS INPUT.

  • ACCOUNT AGEWORTH UP TO 20 PTS

    2 POINTS FOR EVERY FULL YEAR YOUR X ACCOUNT HAS EXISTED, PULLED FROM YOUR PROFILE'S JOIN DATE. THE SCORE STOPS GROWING AFTER 10 YEARS.

YOUR TOTAL PLACES YOU IN A TIER:

TIER S

SCORE 75+

GOLD RING

TIER A

SCORE 55+

SILVER RING

TIER B

SCORE 35+

BRONZE RING

TIER C

SCORE 0+

NO RING

RARITY IS A BADGE, NOT A COMPETITION. IT REWARDS THE HANDLE YOU ALREADY OWN — THE CROWN, ASSASSINS, TIME LORDS AND WHALES BOARDS ARE THE ONES YOU CAN ACTUALLY WIN.

THE RANKS

TIER CODEX

Your tier is earned by total time held — every second your sentence sits on the throne adds up, across every reign. You never lose seconds, so tiers only go up.

  1. 1
    PEASANTSTARTING RANK

    You showed up. The mud remembers nothing.

  2. 2
    PRETENDER5m 0s TOTAL HELD

    You held long enough for people to read it. Now do it again.

  3. 3
    NOBLE1h 0m TOTAL HELD

    An hour of the internet stared at your sentence.

  4. 4
    MONARCH6h 0m TOTAL HELD

    The colour of this site has been yours for a working day.

  5. 5
    IMMORTAL1d 0h TOTAL HELD

    A full day of reign. The graveyard is full of people who tried.

HOW TO CLIMB

  • 1. Buy the sentence. The price drops $1 every hour it goes unclaimed, so patience is cheap.
  • 2. Hold it. Seconds held are the only currency that moves your tier — the longer nobody outbids you, the faster you climb.
  • 3. Take it back. Consecutive claims build a STREAK badge next to your handle.
  • 4. Every sentence you lose is archived in the GRAVEYARD with your name on it forever.